After swim lessons we went for a walk in a nearby park and happened to pass an older man that was wearing a black eye patch......99.9% sure for medical reasons. Any way this is what was said:
Ryan: Hey, are you a pirate?
Man: How'd ya guess!?
Oh my gosh, Sean and I started laughing hysterically (in front of the man, nonetheless), but we couldn't help it. He was a good sport about it. It was too funny!