Sometimes I wonder what the heck is wrong with my body and how am I going to feel in 20 years. I don't even want to know what my grandparents feel like on a daily basis. While I feel wrong complaining about silly health things, while our friend Joel is trying to pass a kidney stone, I just gotta vent. BTW: Feel better Joel!
So let's start at the top and work our way down. I woke up this morning unable to open my right eye. There was no apparent reason for this annoyance. It is still feeling weird and dry. I have been inserting drops into it to no avail. I am 27 and I still get acne. Hate it! I wash my face 2x a day and take care of myself, what's the deal? I have an enlarged lymph node under my armpit that I have had for years and even had to get ultrasounds and a mammogram done to check it out. This was really scary. And to make matters worse, I think the lymph node is larger than the boob. Any ways, it hurts. Dunno why, but it does. I have had numbness and tingling in my right hip for about a month now. I was scared it was a tumor or cancer or something. Now, I just think it is from sitting. How nice is that? That really says something about aging. Oh and speaking of things that can happen when you sit too long, I have a hemorrhoid. Now I can't believe I just typed that. Lost dignity, moving on. Last, but not least, I have a black thing (Sean thinks it is a blackhead) protruding from my cyst scar. He wants to pop it. I don't think so buddy.
Should I sign up for AARP now or what?